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13 Warm Halloween Costumes That Are Still Pretty Slutty

If you live in a cold climate during Halloween don’t worry, people will still say your costume is slutty if it is in any way flattering.

Although most of these costumes have long sleeves or skirts, you should wear a coat with them when you go outside. That is if it is below freezing at the time. They are also good for people that live in warm regions but are still constantly cold for some reason.

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1. A Strong, Independent Fox

A bodysuit offers maximum coverage and warmth but is still form fitting. They work for any animal costume during Halloween.

Sexy Fierce Fox Halloween Costume

Sexy Fierce Fox Costume ($49.99)

2. Little Red Riding Hood

Red riding hood happens to wear a giant scarlet cloak that is meant to keep her warm. You could wear it over pretty much anything.

little red riding hood halloween costume

Women’s Dark Red Riding Hood Costume ($49.99)

3. Retro Spacewoman

Pay homage to classic prog rock and new wave post punk by dressing as a slutty David Bowie this year. What? He was a slut.

retro spaceman halloween costume that looks like david bowie

80’s Space Superstar Women’s Costume ($49.99)

4. Devil Woman

Women have been portrayed as evil by the male patriarchy for thousands of years. The devil horns and all red combo is very sexy, and therefore inappropriate for school or work.

devil woman halloween costume

Womens Devilish Diva Costume ($44.99)

5. Zombie Nun

This nun might have been a good person once. But now she is a blood thirsty zombie slut that has been resurrected by the devil.

zombie nun halloween costume

Women’s Dreadful Nun Costume ($39.99)

6. Old Timey Ghost

This costume looks old fashioned but the narrow waist will surely seduce some poor man. The crushed velvet dress comes with elegant gloves and a provocative hat that keep the extremities cozy.

old timey ghost halloween costume

Women’s Ghost Costume ($34.99)

7. Mortuary Mama

The poof bottom of this form fitting dress makes anyone’s booty look bangin’. And the corset pushes your rack up to create more cleavage.

mortuary mama halloween costume

Women’s Mortuary Mama Costume ($49.99-$69.99)

8. Slutty Ninja

Ninja’s are great but this one in particular is really smart and really cool. This low cut body suit is accented by over the knee boots.

slutty ninja halloween costume

Sexy Deadly Pirate Costume ($29.99-$39.99)

9. Pirate Pinup

Pirates are violent criminals who go around pillaging and raping others. So it makes sense that she would wear this racy outfit.

pirate pinup halloween costume

Women’s Regal Pirate Lady Costume ($69.99)

10. Skeleton Siren

The skeleton siren leads sailors to their deaths with a song of seduction. It is like a scarier version of a mermaid that is also dead.

skeleton siren halloween costume

Women’s Skeleton Siren Costume ($39.99)

11. Waffle Girl

Another option is to slut-ify one of your favorite TV characters. Although once you grow up the bloody nose looks more suspicious than scary, especially at a Halloween party in a nightclub.

waffle girl costume that is reminiscent of stranger things

Women’s Upside Down Honey Costume ($49.99)

12. American Beauty Superhero

This American Beauty doesn’t need a man to save her, just a partner to help in the fight against evil crime, hence the bodysuit and boots.

American beauty superhero halloween costume

Women’s American Beauty Superhero Costume ($79.99)

13. Princess Get-Laid-a

If you are into geeks then the Princess Leia costume is pretty much a sure fire favorite. Slave Leia is also available but it is less warm.

princess leia halloween costume

Princess Leia Adult White Dress ($49.99)

Given the double standard for women in modern society, it is guaranteed that someone will hate on Halloween costumes this year by calling them slutty. Unless they are doing it ironically for shock value. You may as well wear whatever you want.

Remember you can buy the costumes shown above at HalloweenCostumes.com. Simply click on the picture you like to visit the online store and learn more information.

Cover image by CBS Detroit.