Hitch Hiker’s Guide to Going Galaxy Goth

Do you sometimes feel alienated like you are alone in the universe? That could be a sign you are a galaxy goth.

At this point there is so much galaxy print and space stuff that it has become a full fledged offshoot of goth. This is good because we were getting super burnt out on pastel goth and health goth.

Space Goth Music

What kind of music would a space goth listen to? The answer is dubstep because that is the language of the aliens according to several funny jokes and memes such as this one.

aliens in a boardroom meme

No one makes dubstep anymore but future, trap and synthwave music are are acceptable for space goths. Anything that sound like an alien would listen to it will be fine. If you think about it any Earth music would seem exotic and strange to an alien.

Space Goth Literature

A space goth would read interesting books about space and probably science fiction because that would be very future. Here we see a drawing of Edgar Allen Poe in his true alien body.

alien edgar allen poe

Aliens by Ban.

Space Goth Fashion

Galaxy print clothing and accessories is pretty far out there but not impossible to locate, such as this “star punk” fringe jacket from China. Check out these finds hand selected by Slutty Raver Costumes. Click on the links to shop the products in store.

galaxy goth look book

Charlotte Rouse Rhinestone Fishnet Tights ($12.99), COACH Space Patch Saddle Bag ($745), Hot Topic Galaxy Print Platform Booties ($69.90), LaterOperator Hologram Alien Necklace ($5.99), MAC Trend Lipstick in Dreampot ($17.50), ModCloth A Fringe Indeed Earrings ($12.99), RETROSUPERFUTURE Super Era 54mm in Gold/Pink ($380), Show Pony Galaxy Gazing Jumpsuit ($53.95), Tilly’s We Out Here Alien Sticker ($2.99), Vixen Spaceship Embellished Trilby (On sale for $60), Wet n Wild Color Icon Glitter Single in Bleached ($2.72), Women’s Tassel Star Punk Motorcycle Jacket ($67.92).

One day maybe your alien overlords will return to take you back to the goth planet. But until then this is your best option.

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