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How to Dress Like a Health Goth

In order to dress like a health goth one must acquire a certain amount of black activewear, such as these health goth essentials.

A health goth is a new generation of goths that enjoys a healthy lifestyle while still wearing all black and being depressed. This might seem contradictory but staying positive all the time isn’t for everyone.

In order to dress like a health goth draw inspiration from the following classic black pieces.


1. Leggings

health goth leggings

The KORAL High Rise Lustrous Leggings in Black ($88) have that futuristic liquid shine that health goths love. This is because they are shiny and black like the screens on their mobile devices.

2. Running Shorts

health goth shorts

Ivy Park® is an activewear line founded by Beyonce and Topshop in 2016. The Hi Shine Double Layer Shorts ($50) are jogging shorts with tulip sides over a mesh liner that covers up your lady garden.

3. Active Underwear

health goth underwear

Panty lines are the worst. But you don’t want camel toe in the middle of group exercise class. The Lululemon Namastay Put Thong II ($16) is made of sweat wicking fabric designed to move with you.


4. Sports Bra

health goth sports bra

The Cosabella Bisou Move Racie Halter Sports Bra ($59.50) is part of a collection intended to be strappy, skimpy and sexy. The racerback silhouette on the back is made of sheer fishnet mesh.

5. Oversized Tee

health goth t-shirt

Your dark soul yearns for the new wave vocals of Robert Smith and this trendy oversized tee reflects that statement. The Cure Let’s Go to Bed T-shirt is only $17.52 at Hot Topic, or $20.72 for XL.

6. Crop Tank

health goth tank

The crop tank is a must have for showing off your incredibly buff abdominal muscles in Instagram posts. The Spiritual Gangster Varsity Crop Tank in Vintage Black ($42) is boho with street smarts.

7. Crewneck

health goth sweatshirt

Keep it old school in a FILA Dina Velour Crop Sweatshirt ($68) that is actually brand new. The super soft velour crewneck sweatshirt is cropped short, and looks cute with leggings, joggers or shorts.

8. Hooded Jacket

health goth hoodie

Health goths like to have a the security that comes from wearing a black sweatshirt with the hood up. The Puma Women’s Transition Full Zip Hoodie ($70) has adjustable drawcords so you can cinch it more.

9. Swimsuit

health goth swimsuit

Swim laps in a Speedo Logo Medalist Swimsuit ($38) that is black like your health goth soul. This affordable one pice is the same kind that Olympic swimmers and world record beaters wear.

10. Bodysuit

health goth bodysuit

The Out From Under Larissa Fishnet Cutout Bodysuit (On sale for $29.99) has an edgy asymmetrical cut with fishnet trim. It is perfect for practicing dance routines like in Flashdance (1983).


11. Cross Trainers

health goth nikes

The Nike Free TR 7 Selfie ($100) are a new design by the sportswear brand, made for intense workouts. The black chrome sneakers have a flexible tri-star sole pattern and lightweight mesh construction.

12. Running Socks

health goth socks

A good pair of socks makes a difference during long walks or runs. For example the Adidas Superlite No Show Socks are only $18 for six pairs. The breathable socks have textured stripes for arch support.


13. Dad Hat

health goth cap

Keep the sun and hair out of your eyes with a stylish health goth dad hat. The KingdomCaps Middle Finger Skull Embroidered Cap ($13.95) looks like a scary skeleton hand giving you the middle finger.

14. Yoga Mat

health goth yoga mat and towel

The Calling the Night Crow Art Yoga Mat ($68) is one of a plethora of custom designs for sale at Pixels. Each one comes with a carrying case and a shoulder strap. And the Yoga Zeal Moon Phase Yoga Mat Towel ($50) catches falling beads of sweat during hot yoga sessions.

15. Yoga Stuff

health goth yoga

This YETI Rambler Vacuum Bottle ($40) gets rave reviews at REI for it’s ability to keep liquid cold or hot for long periods of time. That is something a health goth person would like because they are into new technology. Slip on a pair of Sanuk Yoga Spree 3 Flip Flops ($19.97) before stepping outside.

Being a health goth may seem perplexing at first but just keep wearing all black and living an active, healthy lifestyle. Embrace the future while maintaining respect for past traditions. Finally remember that the truth is out there, rage against the machine and we are all just bricks in the wall.

To learn more about all black street fashions read about grunge versus goth. Then check out this list of ways to wear fishnet other than tights.


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