Agent Provocateur’s Christmas Collection Has a Space Theme

In a stunning upset Agent Provocateur has gone with the alien theme for the winter holidays of 2017. That is so space goth.

British lingerie dealer Agent Provocateur recently debuted the Christmas Collection for 2017. Hypebae reports it is inspired by cult science fiction classics and the erotic pin up girls of Hajime Sorayama.

Space is not a traditional theme for Christmas collections. But according to representatives, “Somewhere in the galaxy, 2017, the evil Modesty Authority have gained control of the lingerie universe, banning attractive garments on all planets. The Agent Alliance are determined to fight and restore life to women’s knicker drawers everywhere.”

The 2017 collection is modeled by Lady Eliza Cummings who they refer to as a celestial voyager. While the designer’s Twitter boasts, “This #Christmas, we’re getting astrophysical. Your electric dreams are about to come true…”

This is confirmation of our theory about galaxy goths. And we have assembled our favorite pieces from the new look book here. Any of these would make fine gifts, especially the whip tipped with crystals.

Agent Provocateur Christmas Collection 2017

The Adora Silver Playsuit is a mix of silver and rose toned jewelry. It is made of brass and copper. The pasties and thong are sold separately.

agent provocateur christmas collection 2017

Adora Silver Playsuit ($3,395)


The Alexia Silver Playsuit, at the top of the page, is a silver lurex strap encrusted with Swarovski crystals. It has an open-gusset style.

agent provocateur christmas collection 2017

Alexia Siver Playsuit ($1,695)


The Dani Swimsuit features a laser cut pattern with a futuristic aesthetic. That’s definitely something they would wear in space.

agent provocateur christmas collection 2017

Dani Black and Nude Swimsuit ($845)


The Whip Crystal is a $300 crystal tipped whip. It arrives in the signature pink Agent Provocateur box tied with ribbon.

agent provocateur christmas collection 2017

Whip Crystal ($335)


A masquerade eye mask is just the thing for remaining anonymous at balls. It’s like face jewelry. This Candella Crystal Eye Mask is made out of rose gold plated metal, Swarovski crystals and silk.

agent provocateur christmas collection 2017

Candella Crystal Eyemask Rose Gold ($845)


It looks like they are up to some kinky stuff in space this Christmas. If you liked this then read about wearing a bra as a top or bodysuits.

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Elizabeth de Moya has contributed to DJ Mag, DJ TechTools, LA Weekly and Thump (Vice). She has a BA in Linguistics from UC Berkeley.